MADtv

Coach Hines accuses innocent team players of using steroids and ignores an obvious user, Weekly Kid News With Toby, a parody of High School Musical has high-schoolers sing about their sordid secrets.

A parody of The Hills; a claymation episode of Real Police Videos; Maury Povich (McDonald) and Connie Chung (Lee) star in their own reality; Ellen DeGeneres (Parker) becomes the new spokeswoman for adopting Iraqi children; Jordan Peele's romantic R&B song is really about playing video games; animated piece in which Suri Cruise pleas for helping escape from her father Tom; Larry King makes crude comments about Lost; on 24 with Bobby Lee, Howie Mandel teaches Lee how to be a better comedian; an ugly girl (Flanagan) with magic powers makes everyone beautiful, but can't ...

Sketches: "The Marine" Deleted Scenes, Dane Cook Stand-Up, Regional Champs: Dealz, The Dixie Chicks "I Will Never Apologise", Madea's Ladies Night, Attitudes and Feelings, Both Desirable and Sometimes Secretive, Restaurant Scene, Hooters.

Sketches: Project Runway, Inside Looking Back, First Light Yoga, Sesame Street: Internet Pedophile, John Kerry Apologizes, Eugene Struthers goes to a Ho Nuba Lebol with Nelly Furtado, Condi Comes to Harlem, Fake Band: Fluffy Jump Spoon.

Sketches: Intervention B. Lee, Not a Black Thing, N. Furtado and Timberland, Keegan Bobby, Tom LaPont Real Estate, "Family Guy" with S. MacFarlane, Schwarzenegger Directs, HNL Eva Longoria, No Faux Killa Performs "Survivah", LevitRol.

Britney Spears (Parker) and Kevin Federline (Barinholtz) film themselves cooking Thanksgiving dinner; a rude driver (McDonald) mocks homeless people; Al Roker (Peele) hosts Mad TV's Thanksgiving Parade; obsessive fan Larry Felmore (McDonald) continues to defend his favorite celebrities; a single mother (Parker) wishes for the days before she had a child in a commercial for the morning-after pill; Aaron Sorkin introduces an X-rated version of Studio 60 on Sunset Strip featuring behind-the-scenes drama during a porno shoo; on 24 with Bobby Lee, Lee receives a check-up ...