Roland and Rattfink

In a satire of WWI films, Roland (of Doveland) and Rattfink (of Hawkland) go to war to defend their own interests of peace and violence.

Rattfink (a weed) continually tries to destroy the peace of Roland (a flower child) who steadfastly refuses to be brought down.

Roland is off to college for the first time at good 'ol P.U. When he gets to his college, the first thing he does is sign up for track. He could not have come at a better time, as the track team needs a runner to rival Rattfink in a track race. Roland and Rattfink now race to represent their beloved colleges.

To protect a stage-coach business, Rattfink must stop the Dodge City train (headed by Roland) from making it to Deadwood and connecting the two cities.

The dastardly bank robber Rattfink must escape the arm of the law, in this case the Canadian law-enforcer Roland, with his bounty of stolen bucks.

Roland, the good spy (one of us), has to protect a secret government letter from Rattfink, the bad spy (one of them).