Class Dismissed

It's the first day of a new term at Dockbridge High and the two deputy heads can't agree on anything.

Mr Christopher demonstrates his musical talent, Miss Franks teaches the class "practical French", and Miss Bolton proves her ability in just about every sport imaginable.

Shakespeare Day proves eventful as the staff at Dockbridge High adopt unorthodox methods to get the students excited about Shakespeare. Meanwhile, Mr Nasal has developed a crush on Miss Spray.

Mrs Mark shows blatant favoritism towards her son Mark, Miss Dior-Durant inflicts her taste in fashion onto unsuspecting parents, and Miss Franks struggles to communicate with Tahj's mum.

It's announced that the school will be visited by a surprise VIP guest, for which Mr Christopher choreographs a Cats-inspired performance, Miss Flip unveils a prized sculpture, and Mr Oakley carves a chair from a single piece of oak.

Mr Windlow sets the class yet another difficult business task, Mr Capp is caught graffitiing the walls, and Mr Konnundrum uses maths to describe a "hypothetical" scenario in which a man is sold a snake by another man on a bus.