The Expurgated Micallef Tonight

Barry Humphries, Kath and Kim, with a delightful cameo by Sigrid Thorton

Shane Warne, Jamie Durie, with a brief glimpse of Jose Feliciano (not that he'd notice)

Delta Goodrem, Percy Sledge, with a bit of a chat with Rob Hurst

Caroline Craig, with a non-speaking Jimeoi and Eric Thompson and Melissa George via satellite from the greenroom at GTV9 and Los Angeles respectively.

Dave Hughes, with Tim Friedman, and a musical number from The Whitlam's on a set designed for LeAnn Rimes who didn't turn up (because we forgot to book her).

Ben Elton, with a complimentary silent (I contrast to Ben who, quite frankly, does go on a bit) Simon Tedeschi.