Two and a Half Men

Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.

7.5(3,640)|2003-09-22|12 seasons, 262 episodes

Comedy

Overview

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Episodes

Season 1(24)Season 2(24)Season 3(24)Season 4(24)Season 5(19)Season 6(24)Season 7(22)Season 8(16)Season 9(24)Season 10(23)Season 11(22)Season 12(16)

S1E1 · 2003-09-22 · 23m

Pilot

6.6

Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.

S1E2 · 2003-09-29 · 21m

Big Flappy Bastards

7.2

Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things.

S1E3 · 2003-10-06 · 21m

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

7.3

Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father.

S1E4 · 2003-10-13 · 21m

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

7.5

Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.