The Dating Guy

Mark hits it off with Bonnie just before she robs a bank, making him her accomplice. Sam meets the mysterious street illusionist Archangel who briefly impresses her with his mystical abilities.

Mark’s new girlfriend Brie invites the gang to her parent’s cottage for the weekend. Mark is hunted by Brie’s father while V.J. and Woody attempt to get lucky with the ladies at an all-female retreat across the lake.

Mark is promised the best sex of his life in exchange for a kidney to save his date’s dying brother. He and the boys travel to the Philippines in search of a replacement organ. Sam impersonates a doctor when attracted to a physician at the hospital.

V.J. falls for Lily and becomes involved in illegal fish fighting to win her from her gangster boyfriend. To impress Jeanie, Mark lies about knowing a famous singer. Now he must convince Sam, a dead-ringer for the celebrity, to impersonate the badmouthed rocker.

Mark is emasculated when artist Frieda sculpts him with a reduced manhood. Woody gets a tattoo on his face to impress a woman. Sam dates a painter with no arms, but ends up not feeling sorry for him at all.

Mark hooks up with ventriloquist Shari, but takes a liking to her dummy Mallory. Out of revenge for allory’s wisecracks, Sam steals Mallory with intent to dispose of her. Woody’s undisputed prowess with the ladies is threatened by a videogame vixen.