Home Movie: The Princess Bride

When I was your age, television was called books.

I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious history.

I don’t mean to pry, but do you have six fingers on that right hand of yours?

Never go in against a Sicillian when death is on the line.

Anyone who says differently, is selling something.

I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.